The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019
Get the Matthewismmug. Matthew Wickey is a very nice person. Known to be tall and big. He has a great personality and a nice face. He is musically talented and a smart and witty man. He is fun to hang around but his awesomeness can get overwhelming. All in all he is a grate man.
by Bobby bones333 December 2, 2021
Get the Matthew Wickeymug. A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking they’re boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler July 4, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. 
Get the Matthewmug. An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.
by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017
Get the matthewmug. "Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"
"Totally bruh"
"Totally bruh"
by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016
Get the Pulling a Matthewmug. by hotsexyperson February 10, 2023
Get the matthew garnissmug.