miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have
Allison is a miracle on two legs.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters March 30, 2016
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Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!
Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!
by Toothless/Stone August 31, 2016
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Miss One-Leg

Any female who dances with you at a club and lifts one leg up while she's grinding her pelvis into yours, but freaks out when you grab her other leg in an attempt to mount her on you.
"I tried to lift that girl up on a nigga but she freaked the fuck out. Obviously she don't know what happens when you lift yo leg on a nigga. I guess she's just a Miss One-Leg."
by Yung Phil March 13, 2012
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Fish Legged Fella

Common place for someone who manipulates and extorts sex out of their victims. They normally have a 10+ body count and will drop you the next day afterwards. Stay weary
Guy 1: Dude what the hell are you doing with the Fish Legged Fella
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu
by Windtasticy September 17, 2020
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Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February
Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
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jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.
jono crazy legs threw down hard today.
by zack flowers April 25, 2007
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Ronnie's Leg Syndrome

Defined as when ones leg is at an skew, and I particularly not proportionally correct.
by Malquavious JR April 18, 2022
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