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jam

jam is super cute and veryvery cool person! jam is super duper pretty and very sexy. jam thinks ian is cute (REALLY WEIRD BTW!!!) but its okay bcus i lov jam!! jam has a really smelly bf :puke: but its okay bcus she loves him lots so i have to be nice to him.
macie: "jam ur so cool and hot!"
ryan: "BACK OFF SHES MINE!"
macie: "no"
jam: "im so rich!"
by macelovesbitches January 15, 2022
mugGet the jammug.

Camel Jam

When you have a hairy coochie and it has lint in the hair.
Her coochie was covered in camel jam.
by b.taylor July 31, 2020
mugGet the Camel Jammug.

jam

(noun) Taste or style, in reference to one's preferred musical genres, or what one likes to jam to.
Clyde: "Hey, Megadeth is coming to town! You wanna go?"
Travis: "Nah, thrash isn't my jam."
by BillByrd September 1, 2021
mugGet the jammug.

Jam on the pickle

I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.
by Jake Evergreen June 5, 2016
mugGet the Jam on the picklemug.

Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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Suck Jam

When you throw up on a mans dick and keep sucking.
Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night

Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
by YoHomieHitIt September 12, 2021
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Beaver Jam

A term for girl-on-girl intercourse.
"I went over to Jan's house and found she and Cynthia engaged in a full-blown beaver jam. Scissoring, 69, toys... it was awesome."
by Rick Rudd November 7, 2022
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