Texas Hat Trick

Achieving three self-induced orgasms while watching the reflection of three gay men having sex.

Those guys were so hot, before I knew it, I pulled a Texas Hat Trick!

by Wordlike April 25, 2006

big hat, no cattle

A person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.

Marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. He's got a big hat, no cattle.

by furtim April 9, 2008

mexican hat dance

to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie

jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!

by E-feezy March 23, 2003

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

Irish hat trick

Act of balancing a hard hat on your shaft with no hands after looking at a transsexuals instagram photo(will be perceived as balancing on the brim of the hard hat)

Damn that picture had me doing an Irish hat trick in front of my coworkers.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Soggy Santa Hat

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning

This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas

by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

by Kdub driver November 15, 2018