Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014

hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime

Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed

by Xxann October 15, 2014

hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014

Chalk Hands

A college professor who has never had a job. Someone who went to school to learn something then stayed in school to teach it.

Generally petty losers who think they're better than everyone despite the fact that they have never participated in society.

That chalk hands gives us 8 hours of work a week for a 101-level online speech class.

Fuck that guy
Yeah

by Radio DAWGZ December 18, 2022

hand shank

To have a Wank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets

by Mullinator March 28, 2015

Feather Hands

A weak person that has no fighting ability.

"Rylan always talking on the net but aint had a fight since middle school."
"Yeah, that boy got feather hands"

by madethemracksoffthenet May 13, 2021