Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

shot-handed

A person who cann't face a problem, who isn't prepared for the challenge.

I'm shot-handed, Mr. Walter. What am I to do?

by Leo22 January 7, 2014

hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022

There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.

by intothefray October 6, 2022

Pras-handing

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009

curry hands

Too much fake tan on your hands making you look like you dipped ur hand in curry

"Wow aisling has curry hands today not a surprise"

by Asho6969xo August 15, 2017

Parisi Hands

A drinking game similar to Edward forty hands, in which you take 3 to 4 beer cans and grab them with both hands. Then a person duct tapes the cans to your hands and you drink the beers.

I wanna get shitfaced tonight, let's play Parisi Hands.

by TheManHimself45 October 19, 2010

key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 May 26, 2018