Dylan

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!

Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 15, 2017
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DYLAN

if you have this name you are very sexy and probably have a huge peen. Dylan can get any girl he wants without trying, so if you meet a guy named Dylan keep him away from your girl
oh shit dylan is coming hide ur girl
by Korbynkorbster March 16, 2021
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dylan

a extremely cute boy who treats me well and that i can gladly call mines.
that’s my dylan :)
by dadsgirlfriend January 25, 2022
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dumbest person of all and is gay
by your friends cute December 02, 2019
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dylan is the type of guy to ride a bike because it makes his dick feel good
dylan really loves riding bikes!
by someoneswatchingme October 18, 2021
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Dylan: anyone wanna hangout?

anyone: no loser
by CoOl kIdS doN’t DanCe June 04, 2019
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Dylan

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He’s a free spirit, has a kind soul, and a solid moral compass. He is a loyal friend. He is trustworthy, honest, and has absolutely no filter. He always tells the truth. He is a funny, sarcastic, and handsome guy. He is adventurous and has a lot of ambition. He is smart, works hard, and he can do anything he puts his mind to. He has big plans for his life and has the work ethic to make his wildest dreams a reality. He is very creative and talented in many ways. He has a deep love of technology & music. He has big dreams and plans. Dylan is a one of a kind, special human being capable of reaching the stars. He can achieve anything he puts his brilliant, stubborn mind to.
Dylan has mad percussion skills.
by Sly guy2000 May 21, 2020
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