Phone-Chuck
Phone-Chuck by Candyrayne July 29, 2008
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Ketchup Chuck
A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.
That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.
Ketchup Chuck by wild-card March 25, 2010
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Bum Chuckle
When your bum chuckles.Do I need to say more? It's pretty straight forward Similar to a Bum flutter, but with extra hash and zest. Also see: Fart.
Example:
Dudeness: Eyy mang I saw sparkles coming outta yo ass fam what be the catastophic matter tho.
Dudette: Fam Fam mah bubble bum just been thru a chuckle fam.
Dudeness: Ey what fam what you mean yo ass been clappin thangs?|
Dudette: Fam Fam fam it's my thong-long separating DEM CHEEEKS to give em a bum chuckle. Like a bum flutter no?
Dudeness: Dam I see so clearly nah!!!!!
Narrator: and then they proceeded to make love.
-End-
Dudeness: Eyy mang I saw sparkles coming outta yo ass fam what be the catastophic matter tho.
Dudette: Fam Fam mah bubble bum just been thru a chuckle fam.
Dudeness: Ey what fam what you mean yo ass been clappin thangs?|
Dudette: Fam Fam fam it's my thong-long separating DEM CHEEEKS to give em a bum chuckle. Like a bum flutter no?
Dudeness: Dam I see so clearly nah!!!!!
Narrator: and then they proceeded to make love.
-End-
Bum Chuckle by BumsyChuckles February 11, 2017
michael chuck
Is when she’s laughing while reading and puppies oooh that got a reaction and Hamlet lives at 64 hillside 02120 and he wants you. Come through, party this weekend
michael chuck by Crendan boop. February 16, 2018
chuck norris
an awesome, kickass, bad mothafucka. Some facts:
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And when I say knit, I mean kick. And when I say sweaters, I mean babies.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks in his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer, and can take a shotgun blast standing.
There is no creationism. There is no evolution. There are only the species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was complete, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and stole his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, admits he should have seen it coming and couldn't stay mad for long. The now play poker every tuesday.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. That has nothing do do with his ancestry. The man ate a whole indian.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And when I say knit, I mean kick. And when I say sweaters, I mean babies.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks in his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, could eat a hammer, and can take a shotgun blast standing.
There is no creationism. There is no evolution. There are only the species that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was complete, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and stole his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, admits he should have seen it coming and couldn't stay mad for long. The now play poker every tuesday.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. That has nothing do do with his ancestry. The man ate a whole indian.
chuck norris by Johnnywinters April 12, 2006