Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

Nice Cock

Expression best used in an empty Hallway by Guys called Tim

Tim: Nice Cock
Person 2: What are you doing in my House?!?

by REXtheCRY November 22, 2021

Cock Flounder

Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:

1.) Start off by getting an erection

2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth

3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing

What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.

My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.

by TheStepchild November 5, 2011

A joe cock

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj

Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

left cock

A left angular curve in the irrect penis. Usually caused from a blow to the dick. Found in rare specimens

"Zack had a raging left cock"
"that tranny has a hard left cock"

by poppycock245 December 30, 2011

Cock Chomp

To bite a cock during oral sex.

"Omg at the party Rachel was such a cock chomp!"

by Ultimate Awesomocity March 7, 2009