Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Canadian

Something I'm not allowed to do because of my mother even though I've spent 5 generations in canada

Get these Canadian away from me before I pull the full auto.

by Cody5050 November 9, 2020

Canadian

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Canadians

Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns. Really nice, like hockey.

John:liberals should become Canadians.
Sean:Why?
John: Because they're Just Knock off Americans that can't own guns.

by Anti-Virgin April 26, 2019

Canadian Cigarette

A cigarette that has been dipped in formaldehyde. Typically smoked after hash and shatter.

Mark enjoyed too many Canadian Cigarettes, and now he needs a cytoplasm transplant.

by ————-Webster———- June 15, 2022

Canadian Pogo

The act of performing anal sex with maple syrup as lube.

Guy 1: Dude I gave Claire a Canadian Pogo last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her eat it after?
Guy 1: You're God-damned right.

by Guble September 19, 2022

Canadian flag

The National Flag of Canada, though simple with its red and white colours and a single maple leaf, symbolizes pride and strength throughout Canadian history. It also bears a striking resemblance to a clowns face 🤡

Andrew: "I just love the canadian flag! It's a fine design and it symbolizes the greatest country on the planet!"
Matt: "yeah sure, great, but if you see pictures of a creepy red and white clown, such as pennywise and then look at Canada's flag, you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference eh?"
Andrew: "Get outta here you rude ass american!"

by Zedfboi November 14, 2025