Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

Windows 11

See Windows 10.

Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a different theme applied to it.

by Symptom of things August 8, 2022

Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT

What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.

by bTags March 17, 2011

Window Fucker

when you hate someone SO much and you want to call them a name

you. are such a Window Fucker jim

by Futtelblucker November 7, 2017

window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill

The window slammed down on the window snake

by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017

Window

Northeast philly kids use the term window describing good songs.

Ex: Yo no de that song was actual window.

by NortheastKids101 December 18, 2018

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020