Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.
"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"
by Blaque916 May 24, 2006
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Bird Nesting

Concept in which only either father or mother take turns to stay and live at home (never both) for a period of time with the children usually during a period of seperation.

Thus the children still get to see both parents as though they still live in the house as against divorce when the man most time completely moves out of the house.
Jane: So have you divorced Stephen?
Sally: No, We are currently Bird Nesting.
by Chijioke August 13, 2010
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the bird sandwhich

Another word for feeding someone your penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc. Either in the mouth, vagina, ass, etc. Basically just throwing it at whoever wants it, the way they ordered it.
Hot Bartender: "Are you from Drexel Hill, because you have a hot Drexel Hill accent?"

as the batender bitch walks away

Drew: "Looks like someone wants a taste of the bird sandwhich!"
by TJ Harp January 28, 2008
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Bird Shit

A creamy white shit stuff that comes out of the butt-hole of a bird. Sometimes it can be green, orange, red, and many varieties of colors, many depending on the food the bird eats.
Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!
by BigMommaHollaAtDaddy January 31, 2011
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mama-birding

Chewing up food then spitting it back up on a passed out friend
We were mama-birding Cory with the brownies he made last weekend
by Richdawg85 February 06, 2015
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Wounded Bird

Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.

Synonomous with: "Rebound".
Usage: "I'm not interested in taking on another wounded bird."
by asylus June 19, 2007
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J-Bird

Once meant to be a term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'; has now been reserved exclusively for the magnificent, gorgeous and breathtaking J.B.
D-man was considered the luckiest man on earth when getting a chance to date J-bird.
by david888 March 11, 2011
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