Wanked

Completely Drunk

Wasted

Pissed

I’m going to get wanked tonight

Look he’s completely wanked

by Truthbomb22 August 19, 2019

Wankey

Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.

Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.

by sharky05 September 9, 2019

Wankette

A female wanker. A lady that likes to strum. Rocker (male) rockette (female)

My missus likes a fiddle, she's a right wankette

by The bongolist September 17, 2019

Wicked-crush

When you have spend so much time with someone and developed strong physical
and emotional feelings for them.
You flirted and lead him to water, but he still doesn’t get the message.

I’ve got a wicked-crush on that guy.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Wankey

Something that is whack, weird, abnormal, bad, unusual.

that's wankey bro.

by thebuttdestroyer October 16, 2019

Wicked Winter

Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months

"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much

by WickedGinger November 1, 2019

Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019