Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick June 6, 2018

The Nipple Gripple 3000

A machine that grips the nips, the 3000th edition of this fine technology.

Lets try the nipple gripple 3000 together!

by Neverhood84679237 May 16, 2022

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.

Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

nipple mama

An adult person (usually male) who is highly attached to their mother....more than the usual. Their dependence on their mother has exceeded from problematic to just downright creepy.

Wayne still has his mother tuck him in at night, he is such a nipple mama!!

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023