She got the phattest ass ever. She bigger but that’s ok cos she also thiccer. I know a Hannah she’s the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. If you argue with her it’s over but she’s also the best person for advice in an argument non involving her. She a little bit mentally ill and uses humour and fat jokes to cope with her shi. She grew up ugly asf but ended up lookin fineeeee. Never stops talking but also great at listening.
Person 1 - “I don’t get why everyone likes Hannah”
Person 2- “She’s just a likeable person and funny asf! I don’t get why you don’t”
Person 1- “True I’m obviously just jealous”
Person 2- “She’s just a likeable person and funny asf! I don’t get why you don’t”
Person 1- “True I’m obviously just jealous”
by Peanutbuttersmells November 23, 2021

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Hannsh is an amazingly sweet and kind person with the biggest heart there is, Hannah loves to help whenever they can and is always there when you need to vent. Hannah is definitely both the mom and the therapist of the group and everyone knows it. Hannah is the friend you go to when you need relationship advice and they will be brutally honest with all good intentions, if you don't have a Hannah in your life, get one, NOW.
by ilovemums August 24, 2021

by writer() February 3, 2022

Hannah: the meaning behind this is she is a beautiful kinda smart nice and has a very talented personality and loves to draw own shoes
Hannah a talented and smart person.
by Jayraeandlaygang May 31, 2020

You can see her everyday but you just never know what you’re gonna get. She’s a girl who’s extremely difficult to figure out you dk what she wants and she won’t admit it but neither does she. Someone who gets angry over anything and crashes out then says that they don’t have any issues. Just a girl who yk is. Her taste in men has improved and is currently talking to the man of her dreams (Her mum pays him to talk to her)
E: Hannah M is annoyed at me today
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing
HM: Fuck you
H: What did you do man it’s everyday ur always arguing
E: Nothing yk i did nothing
HM: Fuck you
by Harzoot April 26, 2025

A poor in-midst-mid-age-crisis white woman who got rick rolled by a local guy in hong kong whose not even as familiar as western culture as her.
Hannah M. Ahs recently dumped a 178cm super cute and honest but not buffed australianized hk guy for this cocky hk local shortie who sole purpose of existence on earth is to mock her life for good and undermine her dignity.
by HanSam Lee September 19, 2018
