Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

Chode Joe

Chode Joe is a chode penis that belongs to a guy named Jaevin

Damn Jaevin yo Chode Joe is hella fine

by Hiiiiiiieoieoieo February 24, 2020

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

chode on the go

The act of;Act there of;Or The accompliment of a Chode,"If you pratice excellence", On the go or out in public.Happens when drunk horny or turnt.

Richard: Hey sally.
Sally: Yes?
Richard: Do you have a Chode on the go?
*Looks down
Sally: Yes sir I do.
Richard: Do you have something to tell us?
Sally: Uhh Nope... .

Chode on the go

by Smacking Everything September 5, 2016