SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

Sleep

Sleep is for the weak. Only people like named something like Dave enjoy sleep

Owen:bro did u sleep last night?
Dave:yeah I slept like a log
Owen: HA, DAVE. Always knew you a bit, WEAK

by charliehiguys October 20, 2020

Sleep

The act of closing your eyes, I can't remember what happens after that

He fell asleep lmfao

by Ezeran October 21, 2020

Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male

Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one

by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

sleep

basically a drug used by humanity since the beginning of time.

go get some sleep.

by vanexla January 1, 2021

Sleep

Getting 3-4 hours of sleep a night is the average for Zara and Jess.

Sleep;; you get non

by Zaraansell123 January 2, 2021