Food is Shit

When the authority regards food as value, It’s only a matter of time before it spoils and ends up in the trash as those deserving were denied, watch and go hungry.

No, you can’t have seconds, No, wrong credentials, No, short on funds. Okay, times up, it all goes in the trash, spoiled, the “Food is Shit” worthless.

by Time Waters July 22, 2023

Combo that shit!

When you're fucking your girl and you catch her by surprise with a finger in the asshole, a tug of the nipple, and a bite to her neck.

"Dude, I'm going to Jennifer's tonight and I'm definitely gonna combo that shit!"

by EffyStonemJr June 4, 2016

shit whift

The nauseating whiff of shit smell wafting from the restroom as the door swings open and closed.

After Matt left the restroom, I nearly puked in my chowder from the shit whift.

by Chedwardo January 15, 2018

Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

shit happenz

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.

"Shit happenz in relationships."

by pdolfo May 12, 2010

kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017