jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

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soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked

I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.

by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019

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Sticky Sock Prison

The psychiatric wing of a hospital

Gabby: how was your weekend?

Ethan: pretty good, got put in the sticky sock prison overnight

Gabby: yeah, me too

by TOG5 April 4, 2021

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The act of giving a Pink Sock, where you engage in ravagely dry fucking ones anal cavity and pull out with one powerful thrust causing the rectum to turn inside out making that pink starfish look like a sock. After this you take heavy duty fishing line, like used for deep sea marlins and shit, and tie them to the ceiling and call all your friends over, spin the hanging hoe and simultaneously smack their face with your cocks, eventually all jizzing all over the tied up one before they pass out you cut the line, letting her fall and having the jizz splatter everywhere like candy

Hey Levi, What did you do this weekend?
Levi- "After Talabia came over, I invited the rest of my friends over to engage in a glorious Pink Sock Pinata!"

by Smackindonkeys September 1, 2023

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Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.

The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

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