Houston Rocket

The act of lubricating ones penis and wanking off ( or masturbating ) with Germ-X, or the prefered hand sanitizer. While convenient, this method results in a burning sensation on ones foreskin.

This trend originated in Houston, Texas and was soon adopted by individuals who live busy lives and have the urge to masturbate but do not have the time or resources neccesary to wash up afterward ejaculating.

Co-Worker: “Dylan went into the back room by himself for about three and a half minutes and came back looking dehydrated and red in the face. I don’t think he fapped. He didn’t use the restroom afterwards.”
Me: “That sly little prick probably gave himself a Houston Rocket.”

by drdoofenshmurtz March 20, 2018

White snot rocket

You're getting head from a girl, you bust right up her nostrel and say you have siphilis and watch her launch it out like a snot rocket. Just whiter.

Sarah didn't want me to bust in her mouth so I gave a White snot rocket.

by Nose Boner May 11, 2009

Rocket-itis

The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.

Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!

by Brain December 27, 2004

Racker

Someone who fluffs breasts of strippers at tittie bars or houses of sexual intercourse usually a male.

Where is the racker my tits are so droopy right now!

by fluffer butt July 23, 2007

mexican crotch rocket

A sultty mexican chick that me that me you cum quick.

that mexican crotch rocket gave me crab last night

by TCI student August 7, 2009

Rocket Launcher Fucker

RLF
Adjective
1. A person playing a game such as Halo or Resistance, and then using the rocket launcher multiple times, in cheap manner to get easy kills

1. Hey this noob is such Rocket Launcher Fucker. RLF

by Diblous January 26, 2007

shrub rocketeer

person of dubious habits esp. at time of full moon see (word) Gimblett

stop acting like a shrub rocketeer you twat

by candyass white boy June 21, 2003