Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

pineapple coke

A Coke bottle filled with piss.

Jo, don't touch that. That's my pineapple Coke

by AriUnhinged February 16, 2024

Pineapple

A cover name or a code name often used by high school girls when referring to their crush, or a person they are romantically interested in.

"Will Richard be at the party?"
"Shhh! It's pineapple, someone could hear us."

by criticalmodelove February 25, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The reason I don't set drivers on fire

Pineapple pizza makes me happy. So that I don't do bad things

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineapple Pizza

The best pizza topping in the whole world. So great you won't set people on fire

I wanted to get someone today, but instead I grabbed myself a pineapple pizza

by Hespurr March 6, 2024

Pineaples

A way that a drunk person spells "Pineapple." Are you fucking high?

Mother: "Honey, would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck mom it's pineapples"
Mother: "You're pineapples"
Son: "What"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024

Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineaples wrong. Apparently you're not the only one.

Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me or I'm gonna make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"

by jesterdust March 14, 2024