miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill

Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?

by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

Deep Dish Pizza

When a girl is sexed so rough that she bleeds, yet still takes the finishing move in her mouth. The combo of deep thrusting, blood, and ejaculate imitate a deep dish pizza.

Girl: Get ready for the best deep dish pizza of your life!!!
Guy:jeepers, you are a real freak.

by E-two January 8, 2012

Chicago-style pizza

A thoroughly disgusting, usually undercooked "Italian" style pie, hailing from the armpit of America... the city of Chicago Illinois. The entire pie weighs close to 46 lbs on average, and is overladen with acidic canned tomatoes and tomato paste in order to overpower the bitter taste of various grease and oils within the pie itself. Often filled with more gluttoning ingredients such as ground up pig innerds, or spicy red pig shavings. Usually eaten at every meal by the "gourmets" of Chicago, from the fattest women to even the meagerest metrosexual playboy.

I ate an entire Chicago-style pizza and later threw up all over my wife's hairy back.

by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007

three cheese pizza

Cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine -- all mixed and snorted at once, more or less in a 2:1:1 ratio.

Orange Juice whipped us up a three cheese pizza at his apartment before the night's celebrations. We woke up in another city.

by ATQ October 20, 2010

i hate pizza

an analogy of the sarcastic variety used to compare things that you obviously like because there's nobody who dislikes pizza.

i hate sex like i hate pizza.

by jupitermudd August 14, 2010

Papa John’s Pizza

The nastiest pizza ever. Worst ingredients, worst pizza.

Papa John’s Pizza is disgusting.

by assassin of the arts March 6, 2019

California Pizza Kitchen

The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.

Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.

by billygowhoop August 14, 2008