Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.

Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

by Hillside101 July 25, 2021

Try-hard squanikz

Someone who says there not a try hard but sweats like a poopy head tbh

They say there not a try-hard.try-hard squanikz

by Thecoonman2407 July 28, 2021

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

up to hard eight

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...

do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)

by FrankieHamish December 29, 2006

hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010

genetically hard wired

to think or feel based on an innate way you were born to

A mother who thinks her daughter is the smartest, most beautiful girl in the world, Gods gift to humanity, is genetically hard wired to feel this way.
Italians are genetically hard wired to love gelato and those who make it for them!!!

by Gods Gift to Umanity June 9, 2011