gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 06, 2010

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

by FUCKK!@ January 20, 2016

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 04, 2020

packing 7 on hard

When your dick is hard (erect) you're 7 inches long.

I be packing 7 on hard and niggas be likes 'oh that's small'

by Ryhaan January 16, 2018

too hard on yourself

not liking yourself, hating things that will never change about yourself, thinking about a mistake that goes on forever

you’re just too hard on yourself take a break

by briii33 March 20, 2022

hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010

up to hard eight

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...

do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)

by FrankieHamish December 24, 2006