My ass

Disbelief, or calling someone a liar.

Kensi: I found a very easy Martha Stewart snickerdoodle recipe online.
(Deeks finds a plastic box for snickerdoodles as Kensie leaves)
Deeks: Martha Stewart my ass!

by DarthKieduss December 19, 2013

My B

A shorter way for saying "my bad"
Only gay people say this.

"Dude you just burned my house down!!" - Guy 1
"my b" - Guy 2

by SupaPeeves April 27, 2009

my weeblz

southern term for "negro" or "nigga." A way for white people to say nigga without offending people.

Whats good my weeblz?
Whats good my weeblization?

by Three Strikes January 10, 2009

my prerogative

Britney Spears' all time worst song. It gets too much hype for her using 2 tones in her voice through the entire song. The sex appeal of the music video was sub par to her "uniquely" scandalous clothing such as jewel suits and tight leather. In the "My Prerogative" music video, she simply rolls around on a bed in a concealing bra and a pair of bland panties. Not as sexy as she was aiming for.

That "my prerogative" song really sucked, especially with the music video

by Rick October 7, 2004

My bad

This phrase actually came from bad spelling and the internet. Lazy spellers who couldn't be bothered with an apostrophe said:

"your bad" instead of "you're bad", the latter being correct (a contraction for YOU ARE BAD), but the former being more common.

The proper response to "your bad" is OH, it's MY BAD? The "bad" being possessive.

I ditched school today. My bad." from the original "oh, you ditched today? Your bad.

by badnursey January 15, 2011

my way

finding your way

i will find my way

by Anna August 2, 2003

My Beef

1. Expressing sorrow for a wrongdoing
2. my bad

1. Out on the court playing b-ball, someone shoots and another player slaps his face after a failed attempt to block the shot. That person then say:
1. Big Mike - Damn son. My beef.
2. R.O.B. - It's aight. I got a spare in the trunk.

by mike+rob show April 8, 2007