montainya

Shortened term for an extremly large shit. Originating from the phrase "shit the size of montaña". Montainya is to be said with a country accent and is a combination of the spanish word for mountain and the state of Montana.

Guy 1: Wow it smells so bad in the bathroom.
Guy 2: Haha thats cuz i just took a montainya.
Guy 1: Damn ur asshole must be ripped and bleeding.
Guy 2: Yea

by Martyparty12 November 1, 2007

mountanus

Anus the size of a mountain, therefore mount anus

Elgur has such a big and colossal mountanus

Much Mountanus, many big

by Duh ashun June 10, 2014

Mounain

How you say mountain in Utah

Pronounced like mountain without the T

I hiked up the mounain

by James 777 January 11, 2021

mountin scab

A Female(s) from mountains or higher elevation that may seem pretty or sexy from a distance but as approaching closer there grotesque, toothless and pitted in the face.

I thought she was a fine mountain princess but as I got closer I was painfully shocked to see she was mountin scab.

by Satan 79 May 29, 2021

Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021

Montaine

What is a Montaine? If you have enough luck to meet a girl with a rare name like that you are super lucky and probably have a friend from France. Even if sometimes ksos = social case translated from french, it is the nicest funniest and most caring person you can meet. You will probably meet her at a festival and she will ask you about what happend in your life. She has one of the most beautiful and connecting souls you will meet and always a smile on her lips. Keep a beautiful Montaine in all your life and treat her like she deserves it!

Montaine is ksos but the best friend ever

by Bimbolinaisgiod November 22, 2021

Montaine

Montaine. A girl you don’t remember how you have met but you hope she is gonna stay in your life for ever. A Montaine cares about you and is always there for you in times you need a friend or the best nights and days you will never forget. Super beautiful and the cutest girl on earth. A Montaine is strong and brave as you have not seen any other before. People can just love her.

Montaine is inspiring other people and an Idol to look up

by Bimbolinaisgiod November 22, 2021