you don't know how to comback with a sick roast? use this career destroying saying, it is also the worst thing you could say at a funeral or a family dinner.

person 1: my mom just died, i'm so sad!
person 2: ur mom gay
"person one dies"

sister: can you pass me the ketchup?
me: no
sister: fuck you
me: your mom gay

ur mom gay by ur parents gay November 10, 2021

Share at Home Mom

The life-blood of 21st century social media, yet the bane of any respectable social media user.

Share at home moms represent the 1% of the internet that actually click the buttons that Facebook, Twitter and Youtube want you to click. They are the compulsive sharers, likers and awkward commenters on your favorite social media sites that degrade and corrupt our walls, news feeds and carefully planned social media presence.

Unlike the regular, hard-working, barely employed, Gen-Y internet users that represent today's 99%, the share at home moms are so rich with internet access and social media usage that they bring down the social (media) fabric we have worked so hard to create.

Remember that time you tried to post something really cool or funny on your Facebook page, then your mom or your friend's mom swooped in with a cheesy comment that essentially ruined what you were trying to do?

Share at Home Mom.

Every wonder why brands like Clorox Bleach and Tide detergent have so many followers? Why would somebody click "like" on these boring company pages?

Share at Home Mom.

Inundated with agonizingly cheesy chain emails urging you to forward some idiotic story to all your friends?

Share at Home Mom.

Share at Home Mom by Pelowtz November 30, 2011

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tyler's mom

A nice woman but lowkey slutty prostitute

Tyler: Hey, have you seen my mom?
Me:Yeah, she's such a Tyler's mom. She sucked me off last night

tyler's mom by Rob The Goat Lover 3222 February 15, 2018

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Suburban bubble mom

A mother in charge of 3 or more children, drives a mini van, takes her kids to soccer practice, has THAT hair cut, you know? The really short one. Lives in the suburbs and goes to biggby every Wednesday while her kids are at soccer practice to read with her book group and if there is a minor imperfection in her order she WILL ask to speak to the manager.

"Dude your mom is such a suburban bubble mom"
"I know right"
"She even has the hair cut, does she like to speak with the manager?"
"Yes."

Suburban bubble mom by Canispeaktothemanager February 21, 2019

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