January 17 

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

January 17 by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

January 8 by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January Pen 

A person that will surely gives you a missing vibe and remind you something about what's your hidden flaws. It also a type of person that have a matured mindset and very pure soul. He is also a wise, intelligent and a clever person. Most people who had this name are those who love art such as poems, proses, music, photography, caligraphy and etc.

H: I thought that he was just nothing but then-
M: then, what?
H: I'm crazy by january pen him.

January Pen by @count_me_in. March 22, 2022

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

January 9 by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 9th 

The coolest most special people are born on this day

"When's your birthday?"
"January 9th"

"Damn you're literally the coolest wtf"

January 9th by kweanneb<3 April 9, 2022

January 03 and October 20 

Meant to be together hot probably father and daughter but omfg

Omg they are so hot together the must be bot january 03 and october 20.

Or omg father and daughter so cute the must be born January 03 October 20.

January 03 and October 20 by Thisisfactitsbeenproven April 9, 2022

january 13 

a fat person was born on this day maybe even ginger

person 1: it’s my birthday on january 13
person 2: oh that’s why your fat

january 13 by not-a-fat-ginger April 10, 2022