too hard on yourself

not liking yourself, hating things that will never change about yourself, thinking about a mistake that goes on forever
you’re just too hard on yourself take a break
by briii33 March 20, 2022
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packing 7 on hard

When your dick is hard (erect) you're 7 inches long.
I be packing 7 on hard and niggas be likes 'oh that's small'
by Ryhaan January 16, 2018
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air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.
patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.
by mike balzitch June 24, 2022
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Try-hard squanikz

Someone who says there not a try hard but sweats like a poopy head tbh
by Thecoonman2407 July 28, 2021
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Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 04, 2020
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hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate
i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself
by highpockets79 April 16, 2010
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up to hard eight

(adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike...
do you want to come with us? - up to hard eight!! (of course)
I want it up to hard eight! (very badly)
buy whisky up to hard eight! (buy all the bottles of whisky in the store)
I was drunk up to hard eight (I was extremely drunk)
by FrankieHamish December 24, 2006
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