Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.
by Spirit buffalo August 10, 2018
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Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
Mom, what the fuck
by SuperSonnek November 28, 2020
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Black Hand

The Mafia person/ group that infiltrates a business and takes a percentage to ensure that that business has success, if they do not pay the price they get taken down. A strong arm operation such as many political groups are doing in various Countries. Pay to play or get the axe !
The Black hand will end funding if the investigation is not called off.

The Black hand is here to collect and we dont have any money, hopefully they will take a few canoles in payment.
by Freddy Gillman September 10, 2022
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hand grenuke

A portmanteau of the phrase ‘Hand Grenade’ + ‘Nuclear’ meant to describe a limited, tactical nuclear warhead. This phrase was first broadcast by Lt. General Mark Hurtling (Ret.) on October 6th, 2022
There is great fear of a nuclear conflict begun by Russia using a Hand Grenuke in an act desperation.
by intothefray October 07, 2022
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Social Hand

The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.
Gross, don't sneeze into your social hand, Eddie. Don't touch me ever again.
by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011
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hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
by screamingmeme32 November 02, 2014
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HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO
I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “
by MATTSLAPPY17 May 04, 2018
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