Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

Have Fun In Mexico

Fuck off, Fuck you, I hate you, Never speak to me again

"You screwed me over. Have fun in Mexico."
"Honestly I can't believe you cheated on me Have fun in fucking Mexico."
"Have fun in Mexico you asshole"

by havefuninmexico January 24, 2015

Mr. Fun

Someone who tries to be the center of attention, but fails miserably. Usually has a false sense of security and tries too hard to be “that guy.”

“Look at Mr. Fun there, eating his burrito while explaining why his fantasy team is the best ever. What a joke.”

by Rocket Man. September 21, 2020

fun

F is for friends who dont talk to you
U is for you're alone
N is for never having any fun at all all you do is sit at home!

you're such a fun person

by idkimboredhehexd March 5, 2019

Running for fun

No person willingly partakes in long distance running. If you see a team or person say that they run "because it's fun", they are lying to cover up their cult-like ideals. Rather, the person who said it is desperately crying for help or they are too far gone.

"Oh you do running?"
"Yeah, we like running for fun!"
"...Really?"
"We've been spotted: abandon immediately!"

by SelfHatingButterAddict May 9, 2020

your hair looks fun

This means that they want to pull your hair in a sexual way.

“Damn. Your hair looks fun…”

by Rangafuck June 4, 2023

fun reader

a reader who enjy reading books and can be consider as nerd

my friend is a fun reader
jassy like to be a fun reader

by hans is mine July 24, 2021