To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.
by Lemon Ali Later James Fierce August 1, 2010
Get the Cracker Barrel mug.when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.
Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009
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by Shanay Miller February 5, 2009
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The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.
Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!
I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.
I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.
by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021
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Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!
Me: I know, couldn't stop laughing!
by ★Computer Geek Hobbyist★ December 23, 2017
Get the Christmas Cracker mug.when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.
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