Curtain Closers

icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.

Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.

by aatmochrisash July 6, 2010

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags February 19, 2012

Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013

Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

soul-close

Be close when referring to souls.

It’s true that he died but we are still soul-close.

by Theeiggster November 8, 2017

too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

by snatchyZ May 9, 2018