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The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags February 19, 2012
Get the Time Close mug.An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
*everyone looks around hectically*
"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*
by IndigoPluto August 19, 2013
Get the Oven Closed mug.Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016
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Get the soul-close mug.When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
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