cat muncher 

The word cat muncher refers to someone that eats poor defenseless kittens. Or a noob with a bad temper.

First definition:
omgz0r a cat muncher is trying to get my catz!

Second definition:
person 1 :Do that again and you will be banned from the server!!!!
person 2: zomg dont be such a cat muncher

cat muncher by Unknown8945646223 February 13, 2008

Cat Claw 

A code word said when a girl's thong and or g-string is hanging out. This word is a polite way to say "hey that girl's thong and or g-string is hanging out" This term was made up and popularized by Mike Marsicano.

"Cat Claw!"

"Hey hey hey cat claw"

"I called cat claw on that bitch"

Cat Claw by Mike Marsicano June 16, 2008

cat gay 

When an otherwise heterosexual man acts like an overtly gay man in the presence or at the sight of cats.

Mark is completely heterosexual and comfortably so, but when he sees cats, he turns all cat gay.

cat gay by John Arthur Johnson October 22, 2013

Cat Hunting 

Cat hunting is generally a from of road hunting practiced by drunken white rednecks. It is a game, in witch the goal is to kill as many cats as possible, while at the same time attempting to consume a entire case of keystone to yourself. The scoreing is standard one point a cat, unless you manage to kill one with your bare hands. a veteran cat hunter will have Sever scaring on their hands and forearms, from attempted "hand kills." Points are lost when the police are called. The weapons usualy vary by location, the the more urban and high class the more stealth is required, the more rual or trashy the hunting ground becomes less discrete wepons are requred. The general order of weapons is, blowguns, a 22, then a 12 gage shotgun.

I had to go to the doctor after cat hunting last week.
I am so drunk! Lets go cat hunting, who can still drive?
No officer we were not cat hunting.
Karl went out cat hunting last week and got a hand kill on a HUGE cat! it made Joe and Doug record books.
I went cat hunting with a blowgun last night, and it took 23 darts to kill that beast.

Cat Hunting by Commie Killer March 28, 2009

cat tranquilizer 

ketamine

"I'm in a K-hole."
"Why?"
"I'm on weird drugs."
"What are you talking about? I didn't know you are on drugs. What are you taking! For Godsakes tell me so that I can tell the police!"

"Dude, I'm taking cat tranquilizers"

cat tranquilizer by bloodsatan September 17, 2013

Cat Farmer 

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

Cat Farmer by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

cat tail 

when the shaft of a mans weiner is hairy

dude u have a cat tail

cat tail by big balls May 15, 2003