Crustic 

This is a word with endless uses... use it wisely

That is a crustic slice of pizza. That was a crustic sleep

Crustic by asdfghjkzxcvbnmpoiuytre May 9, 2018

man crusties 

When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

man crusties by jfirmin February 16, 2009

crusties 

The organic matter dried and caked onto the mouthpiece of a bong. Often times bong crusties appear after using the pipe for many days/weeks/months without proper cleaning; also a side effect of too many people sharing one piece.

Dude!#@ Clean those crusties off before you pass The Chuggler. I don't want your gnarly mouth herpes on my piece!

crusties by InfiniteLoop September 29, 2005

Crustacean 

1. A name for crust punk friends.

2. slang word for crust punk.

"joey is a crust punk" "joey is a crustacean"

Crustacean by Anonomonomous December 28, 2008

crusties 

The crusty white substance that is left on your penis shaft and balls after sexual intercourse...

Man, I hate trying to get these crusties off every time we fuck...

crusties by Jay Gatz November 5, 2007

crustache 

with handle bar mustache

that crusty guy with the mustache is known as crustache

crustache by bluejack69 April 21, 2010

crust

A word that in Indiana can mean almost anything. Crust can have a positive of negative meaning. Just use it however you want.

Man i just stubbed my toe, Crust!!!!
Those green beans were so crust.
Man you are crust.

crust by CrustFace Killah June 11, 2006