Chocks 

Reference to a new set of females that are potentials for a group of guy friends to have sex with, derived from the word ass-cheeks.

We showed up to the party and there were chocks everywhere.

Chocks by Jonas Doctor October 20, 2010

chuck you

for people who have chucks and who hate vans can stomp on the vans "you've been chucked" but make sure to leave the sole of the chuck printed on the van.

girl1- dude go chuck you to that van guy....

(guy chucks you..!)

guy1- yo man you've been chucked!

guy2- ugh i just got these.. grrr

chuck you by ierica13 March 31, 2009

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster 

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster by echo 9 May 15, 2007

chuck norris 

Chuck norris can only be defined by two words: chuck norris.

chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

chuck norris by Xiophillio April 14, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010

chuckie 

A man/woman who has an unbelievable love of their hair. If a woman, a 'chuckie' will have blonde, punky hair. But if a man he'll have dark, dyed hair. They do not appreciate any comments made about their hair and will do anything to have nice hair.

Did you see how long that guy spent on his hair? He's such a 'chuckie'!

chuckie by twitch0307 May 15, 2009

chuck norris 

The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.

Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.

chuck norris by Gai-sensei April 19, 2006