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My brother vomited on our cousin when mom accidentally showed her ChristmAss Crack to everyone while reaching for champagne at the New Year's Eve party.
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by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007
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The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."
"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."
"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
by khuh5968 December 26, 2008
Get the Christmaslessness mug.A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).
Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...
Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.
Rookie: What?
Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...
**vet walks away from rookie**
Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.
Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.
Rookie: What?
Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...
**vet walks away from rookie**
Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.
Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
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She didn't get a gift for her brother because she spent too much time Christmacrastinating on Facebook.
by Writer Mom December 23, 2008
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an all inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation
happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
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happy chrismahanukwanzakah to you
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