cheat at Scrabble

To cheat (not just in a game, but not in relationships) in an overly obvious way for little reason, if any, or to exploit an arbitrary technicallity.

"I kept telling him that a triangle with 1 side with a lenght of zero is a line, but he kept trying to cheat at Scrabble by throwing a calculus textbook at me."

by MidKnight Reign April 23, 2009

cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.

friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"

by ivice September 22, 2009

Cheatbook

The act of using Facebook to hook up with old girlfriends and high school/college flames while married or otherwise attached.

Did you hear about Paula and Sam! Sam hooked up with his high school girlfriend on Cheatbook and now Paula and Sam are getting divorced!

by Shoxedone December 18, 2009

cheater plugs

16 gauge earings that make you look as if you have 0g or 00g holes.

dude 1:"how did you gauge your ear so quick?" dude 2:" I didn't they're cheater plugs"

by Big_Sean September 19, 2010

Cheat

A man called Gary.

Gary: "I make bets then cheat until I win!"

by Yasmin Truth Teller January 5, 2012

Chastity Knot

Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.

Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?

by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013

Cestiplier

Cest-i-plier, /Sest-(ə)-plīər/
noun?
1, The shipping of Markiplier or Darkiplier with himself or each other.
2, When two Markipliers, two Darkipliers, or when a Markiplier and a Darkiplier are shipped together.

1, Dude, Cestiplier is so hot.
2, What's Cestiplier?
1, You know, like Mark making out with Dark or some shit. It's really fucking hot.

by R4nD0ML4dY69 June 21, 2016