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I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza
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You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”
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Fatty Can’t Walk

Fatty Cant Walk, Fatty Cant talk:
A phrase often times used to make fun of an overweight person who is VERY stupid.
Often times used by Middle schoolers.
Person 1. OMG do you see Joshua Bassett over there!? HE IS SO GROSS
Person 2. HAHA, omg! Fatty can’t walk, Fatty Cant Talk!
Joshua Bassett: *Crys*
by JoshuaBassettSucks February 11, 2021
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goat.can’t.miss

goat.can’t.miss is someone who never had bad takes and is peak fiction
goat.can’t.miss is peak fiction and has never missed
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Thieves' Can't

A cryptolect, an argot, and/or a set of secretive low-key code word terminologies (also known as thieves' argot, rogues' cant, or peddler's French) used by thieves, beggars, vagabonds, criminals and hustlers in primarily of Great Britain in the early 16th century onwards until falling completely out of use in all language and literature by the late Victorian Era.

Simply put, it was the speakeasy, lowkey language and/or code word in itself, at the time used to avoid tipping off less knowledgeable agents of law enforcement.

The term was likely devised by the self declared "King of the Gypsies of Derbyshire's Devil's Arse", now known Peak Cavern, by either at the time Richard Skelton and/or/both his soon to be successor Cock Lorel (his real name a mystery, lost to time, but his pseudonym meaning rascal leader) and their band of misfits who either preyed upon the rich or all folk of the Shires of Britain at the time.

The term became extremely popular after literature of the 16 and mostly 17th centuries would depict the lives, both fictional and real, of these rogues, both recent and historic at the time, by modernfolk who could read to those who could not, usually at less reputable pubs or "public houses"at the time.

In modern times, it's used primarily by geeks who play tabletop RPGs or those who have a keen interest in histoical literature. Some secretive clever groups of our society today might adopt the code for their own use in secretive deeds.
Thief A: "oi good fortune, brethren. Spot a pint for a recount of my most recent misfor-?"

Thief B: "nay, AN' HUSH! ...now see gent yonder table there in the nook? Dressed fine, he is, aye? Alone? Surly well endowed in coin an no match us? Thieves' can't."

Thief A: "Behind the pub when he goes to take the piss? We can purloin the loot and disperse, if you can muster up that pint fo'a fellow roué?"
by NegativeZEN February 24, 2021
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