two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

by Mohamed youssif September 5, 2008

dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese June 16, 2007

I can do that in Tony Hawk.

A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.

Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

by bob mcboberson November 10, 2008

What else can I do?

What else can I do is the title to the Encanto song sang by Isabela and Mirabel. It was a song to express how Isabela didn't like how she always had to be perfect, and Mirabel being able to finally help

Isabela: What else can I do?

Mirabel: Wait! Bring it in, bring it in!

by Mitsuri 🍡 March 26, 2022

I can feel your pain

Something you would say to someone in a deep and relatable situation, especially when they are referring to their past and you had a similar past or a different past but still felt the same thing.

Oliver: All of my life, I have felt like nobody has given me attention
Katie: I can feel your pain

by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020

you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

by terra esoteric December 24, 2009

can i speak to you son

If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.

Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"

by rootcause August 3, 2005