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School Bus

a terrible way of heading to school...
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)
me: dude i cannot believe i have to take the bus...
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(
School Bus by Edward2009 February 10, 2026
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Riding the bus 

Is when you pay for the fare and in the morning you wish you never had taken the ride. The act of sleeping with a prostitute or permiscous gold digger.
Man last night me and charlie were riding the bus. Hope I don't catch the clap.
Riding the bus by monkeyballs113 August 26, 2009

twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
twit-u-bus by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009

Big Society bus 

Getting somewhere on foot. An allusion to David Cameron's flagship policy in which people are expected to provide local services themselves, rather than local government.
"I'm taking the Big Society bus home" - Walking home.

get off my bus 

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"
get off my bus by tm64 March 3, 2014

Stuff the Bus 

When you take a girl and put two cocks in her mouth, two in her ass, and two in her pussy
Jimmy, Tom, Bill, Ben, Joe, and Mike are gonna Stuff the Bus with Katy from work later today.