Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
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The kind of guy that always cleans in Minecraft Sky Wars.
(A player called Branannan in Minecraft, not the real name of a person.)
(A player called Branannan in Minecraft, not the real name of a person.)
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