Fuck Box

A dirty device created by combining a wooden box about the size of a tissue container with holes cut in it covered with rubber from old mudflaps and filled with vaseline and grape jelly. the box is then connected to an old vacuum cleaner and is used by a dirty old man who answers questions on yahoo answers all day and is to large to reach his penis to masturbate. a lot of times he will convert his sons old nerf toys into butt rockets and divorce his wife for trying to stop him. he will also neglect his house payments and the bank will repo it however he will still stay down in the basement with his dirty little fuck box.

WIFE: "goddamnit Mike what the hell is that thing"
MIKE: "Fuck you laurie, I want a divorce"
WIFE: "It's like that thing is all that matters to you anymore"
MIKE: "It's the only thing in this life that gives me any pleasure at all. at least the fuck box can't ignore or deny my sexual needs. i need a woman Not a DISFUNCTIONAL CUNT. you can have the kids and the house just leave me my fuck box. Oh, yeah and the vacuum cleaner."

by Papa Lithgow March 3, 2011

x-box

A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man Bill Gates. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.

X-box's on the top shelf? I thought Egyptian slavery was over

by Sith September 16, 2004

X-box

Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.

xbox douche:Dude, my mom just bought me this xb0x!! I'm so lee7!

by Possessed Merkin January 9, 2005

Ex-Box

Nickname/slang for your ex-girlfriend, ex-flame, ex-f*buddy.

Person 1- "Yo, has anyone seen Steve??"
Person 2- "I think he is hanging with his Ex-box tonight"
Person 1- "Again ?!?! For f*ck sake..."

by awalsh April 6, 2011

box kick

v: the opposite of kicking a male in the nether regions, but solely for a female.

much like threatening to punch someone in the ovaries, but much more amusing.

shut up bitch before i give you a box kick.

by ae123456 April 22, 2009

box dodger

A homosexual; one who dodges or avoids box

Why wouldn't Sean go home with those girls? He's such a box dodger.

by Mr. Underwood May 8, 2007

tampon box

a box very handy in hiding sweedish fish so no one wiil find them.

car:sneak some sweedish fish in.
ash:how?
car:stick em in your tampon box they'll never look.

by carrollyn May 1, 2008