A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
Get the Bearded Dragon mug.(n.) a term used for a forward ball cap wearing, bearded male usually with a chip-on-the-shoulder inferiority complex who compensates for his shortcomings with a lifted Dodge Ram, pistol in the console and drives almost as reckless as the North American female in an Altima.
*sees truck in rear view mirror, tailgating, weaving from side-to-side, traveling 80+mph*
“Oh yea, that’s a beardhat.”
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When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
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Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
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Get the Beard boner mug.A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.
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