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you saved my bacon 

You rescued me from danger or difficulty
"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"

"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"

Docking the bacon

I was docking the bacon for five minutes to get in his will!

No grease in this bacon 

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”
Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

Breaking The Bacon

Masturbation; cranking the hog. A slightly less vulgar term to describe the action of jerking off.
“Sorry I missed your call, I was breaking the bacon.”

cunt ragging, bacon slapping 

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.