Deserve a piece of bacon 

To receive earn or wish for a reward after completing a task.

"Well done on the report"
"Thank you, at the very least I deserve a piece of bacon for it"

Deserve a piece of bacon by Oshi.... December 10, 2023

you saved my bacon 

You rescued me from danger or difficulty

"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"

"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"

you saved my bacon by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Docking the bacon

Giving an old man a blowjob

I was docking the bacon for five minutes to get in his will!

Docking the bacon by Yorkiebarr May 15, 2026

No grease in this bacon 

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

No grease in this bacon by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Fat piece of bacon

Cum

Shut the fuck you fat piece of bacon… cum

Fat piece of bacon by Cumshot67 July 19, 2025

Breaking The Bacon

Masturbation; cranking the hog. A slightly less vulgar term to describe the action of jerking off.

“Sorry I missed your call, I was breaking the bacon.”

Breaking The Bacon by 𝐎𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐭 March 19, 2026

cunt ragging, bacon slapping 

when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there

fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.

cunt ragging, bacon slapping by the man macdaddy aka spid February 5, 2019