retard your asshole 

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

retard your asshole by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

aol asshole 

that guy that signs off and on or goes to and back away seemingly every 5 seconds.

"...s to the i to the m ...thats him"

aol asshole by poop January 5, 2005

hairy asshole 

duh.

your mother.

hairy asshole by slutbag February 6, 2003

finger your asshole 

an insult. to squeeze ones finger or two in the exit hole. in the hope of forcing the penile brain into the real brain for extra intelligence.

sam partridge you slut. go finger your asshole. thats saa aa aad

finger your asshole by brendan white June 23, 2003

Mr. Asshole

Mr. Asshole is the guy who knows you like him and who toys with your emotions anyway. One who avoids answering how he feels about you but, acts like he cares.

Mr. Asshole is the jerk who plays with your emotions

Mr. Asshole by Beeotch27 January 19, 2010

man with a paper asshole 

basically an idiot/Jerk

He's such a jerk - he's a man with a paper asshole

man with a paper asshole by hiltononian June 3, 2006

cum-sucking asshole

A cum-sucking asshole is a guy whose butt-hole seems to suck a cumgasm out of you (also refers to Donald Trump and his Trumpettes)

I know a few guys in the second squadron who are cum-sucking assholes!

cum-sucking asshole by eda-skip October 7, 2021