National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)

Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED

by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Your

Your is not the same as you’re. If you can’t replace you are with your, YOU’RE using it wrong idiot.

xx Your a dumb ass
** You are a dumb ass
** You’re a dumb ass

by Watchingher May 30, 2019

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Just makes people mad af.

Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.

Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

your mother

literally my intelectual property

my house is your mother

by anonymous February 27, 2023