lil shit

a dickhead

go you lil shit

by lildoodoo45 March 25, 2022

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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

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Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.

“The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”

by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024

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"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

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shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

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missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

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