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dick banana

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields
by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018
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Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.
Guy 1 -Hey dude is that a Big Dick Ove?

Guy 2 - Nah man those don't exist.

Guy 1 -But i saw in Illustrerad Vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.

Guy 2 -Holy shit dude take a photo.
by SuQMadDiQ February 22, 2018
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Dick

Another word for a “penis” or a “cock” that lays underneath the gut of a male.
Go suck a “dick”
by Nothing.nobody May 7, 2018
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little dick zandre

A gay fagot that is rasist but won’t admit he also believes that he is a juice god but has a half centimete dick shmeaty boy
by James and Brian February 23, 2018
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Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.
Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.
by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018
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Dicked Out

It's the feeling of how you feel the feels in the phallus area after you spasgasm all over...and she still sucking.
Oh baby... c'mon c'mon....ooh...OOh...OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH!!! Ok ok. I just orgasmed. Oh...you're, you're still going? Ok, but...I'm feeling a little dicked out though. BUT KEEP GOING!!!
by BIG BOBBY G February 24, 2018
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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