shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.

“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023

Shits going to get tasty

When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.

Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait

by Winning Guy April 29, 2011

Shit eyeing

Like shit talking but through eye contact

I can see Christie and Chloe shit eyeing me whenever I talk.

by Bedazzledvag November 6, 2019

On some cool shit

when something is relatable

“Damn she fine as fuck”

“ On some cool shit”

by kurrrpt March 31, 2024

Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.

Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!

by DarwinLOLs May 24, 2023

other other shit

A crazy, unexpected, and/or unbelievable occurrence.

(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)

“Bro! I kid you not, I just saw a Beagle longboarding all by itself!”

“Beagle? Like a dog?”

“Yeah.”

“Man, that’s some other other shit.”

by Tome of Yonder May 3, 2024

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022