Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

corkscrew dick

Ask Hillary Duff. It was in her script from the series Younger starring Sutton Foster.

At least you don’t have corkscrew dick.

by TraciW January 21, 2025

`~`Psychosomatic`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Psychosomatic`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`

`~`Psychosomatic`~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

louie dick

Like chicken and long walks on the beach with his water melon and believes in dropping the soap for buba

Louie dick like water melon

by qqqqqqqqqqque February 13, 2018

Layover dick

Dick that you entertain in the meantime before your next serious one comes along.

Girl we broke up, but I already have some layover dick in place to hold me over.

by Bbyyy3 June 11, 2018

Coke Bottle Dick

Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.

I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!

by ChiSeaPeaChi February 11, 2024

Stranger Dick

When you going through a hard time with your wife. And you have to get in shape loose a little weight. Then you fuck you wife like she’s never been fucked before. To just let her know that it’ll be alright if she wants to leave you.

Bitch, last night the hubby and I had the best sex we have had in years! It was like fucking a stranger dick!

by Guac Poppin February 2, 2024